You Have a Mother...I'm NOT Her!

Situation

Sean was a nice boy, he was kind and funny...sometimes, but Jenny just wasn't interested. For one, the poor boy didn't use deodorant, so he constantly emitted a VERY pungent smell. He also didn't practice dental hygiene to its fullest. They had had multiple classes together and had become friends...until the day he started asking her out. She made plans the first few times, but the guy couldn't take a hint. So finally she said yes, to spare his feelings against finding out that being within 5 feet of him made Jenny feel the need to pass out-due to a lack of clean air.
The day of the date arrived, and Jenny had Sean come over to make cookies with her. The beginning of the date was actually fun, Sean was nice, and the smell of freshly baked cookies covered the smell. But oh how quickly things can change! The date went from making cookies, to another activity then to another until 11 at night. Sean could tell that Jenny was ready for him to go home, but he wasn't ready-so in an effort to "give her more energy" he tried to stuff a cookie into her mouth. She asked him to stop, and he tried again...and then again. Finally Jenny had had enough-she smacked his had away and told him to put the cookie down and get his coat-it was time to go home! To Jenny's surprise, instead of saying sorry and listening, he started pretending to cry, curled up into a ball and literally place himself in time out! Could this seriously-SERIOUSLY be happening? So Jenny ignored him-she went into the kitchen and cleaned while listening to a 22 year old man fake cry.
7 minutes later...Sean made his way back into the kitchen with a pouty face and called his friend to come pick him up-NOT until they played a couple games of Mad Lib first though.
And that is how Jenny gained her first insight into the mind of a 2 year old...Oops, 22 year old!

Analysis

OK-there is something seriously wrong with this boy. If he is looking for a mother figure in the girl he wants to date he is going to have a lot of problems...not that he doesn't already, but whatever. No girl wants to feel like she is taking care of a 2 year old in the guy she is dating-if she wanted a Pansie, she'd go pick one.
And as far as the hygiene goes, if he hasn't figured that out by now, his mama never taught him how. I don't really have too much to say on this subject, it just to...weird/gross. Just suck it up and be a MAN!